Archive for December 12th, 2007

Why I disapprove of public displays of affection

Readers of this blog may recall that I’ve been spectacularly cursed special since my arrival in Funky City. There’s the vermin-infested house of horrors that I call home, where I arrived eighteen months ago to find termites eating my books. Since then, my bathtub faucet and hot water heater have burst within days of each [...]

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