Date: July 7, 2009
Written: 3000 words
Deleted: 500 words
Consumed: 1 cup yogurt
32 oz. coffee with soy milk
1/2 cup stale trail mix
handful of chocolate-covered pretzels
hot green tea
1 cup leftover macaroni and cheese
an entire bag of microwave popcorn
tepid green tea
Phoned: Mom, who, upon hearing about my formidable accomplishments today, did not ask about my prospects for making her a grandma.
Posted by Sisyphus on July 9, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Wow.
Wanna come over and write my other article for me?
I’ll cook.
Posted by Lucky Jane on July 10, 2009 at 11:08 am
I’d love to! Unfortunately, I’ve since deleted a bunch of those 3k words—didn’t say they were good.
Posted by Flavia on July 11, 2009 at 1:18 pm
You’re my hero.
Posted by Lucky Jane on July 13, 2009 at 2:52 pm
And you mine. Really.